01. Usain Bolt
02. Lance Armstrong
03. Michael Johnson
04. Eric Liddell
05. Marion Jones
06. Jeff Gordon
07. Michael Phelps
09. Dominic Toretto
10. Clegg Holdfast

Yes, you may ask “With so many high profile individuals involved in racism, what can I really do to make a difference?”  The truth is, the best way to combat racism is to become educated about it.  Sit down with your kids at the dinner table and discuss the consequences and risks involved.  Despite what little league officials may tell you, when racism happens there is always only one winner…the rest are losers.  This model of entertainment and competition is detrimental to the self-esteem of those who aren’t good at it. It promotes an elitist mindset that suggests a reward for being the best at something.  Let’s end all the racing and competing by spreading the prize money and trophies equally. Because when no one’s a winner, everyone will be.

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As has been confirmed by fuzzy handheld video footage time and time again, the moon has unleashed a plague on humanity for decades. Whole herds of livestock and countless humans have fallen victim to the terrors known as werewolves.  So feared and horrible are these creatures of myth that we make motion pictures that portray them as ruggedly handsome vampire killing heroes – just so the teenage girls of society can sleep at night.

But now, NASA has a plan to eradicate all werewolf infestations everywhere by attacking them at their weakest point and the source of their mutation, the moon. On Friday, October 9, 2009 NASA rammed an unmanned spacecraft and its sensing satellite into the lunar surface at 6,000 miles per hour.  This was simply a training exercise for launching a full scale nuclear assault on our planet’s night light.

Join the cause, send your support to NASA and help us rid the earth of the werewolf once and for all.  The moon must be destroyed, only then can we find peace, security and be forever rid of the Twilight Saga.

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“Today the first proton beam was successfully steered around the Large Hadron Collider accelerator ring at CERN in Geneva,Switzerland. Eventually two beams will be fired at the same time in opposite directions with the aim of recreating conditions a split second after the big bang, which scientists theorize was the massive explosion that created the universe.”

Personally, I see no profit in blowing up the earth…it is very bad for business. But what can you do? For one thing, you can sit down with your kids and have a serious talk about the evils of atom smashing…they are the future, and only they can prevent the pointless killing of atoms for future generations to enjoy.

Also, don’t take atoms for granted, they may only be with us for a short time. As atom populations become smaller and smaller…all we will be left with are our memories of these functional little pieces of matter and energy. Next time you’re tempted to smash an atom while it’s moving the speed of light, think twice.

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