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October 14, 2009

PSA: The Moon

Posted at 9:22 am

Have you ever looked longingly up at the moon and marveled at its majestic  majesty?  The moon and its reflective properties bring feelings of comfort and awe to all who look upon its elegant lunar beauty…but looks can be deceiving.

As has been confirmed by fuzzy handheld video footage time and time again, the moon has unleashed a plague on humanity for decades. Whole herds of livestock and countless humans have fallen victim to the terrors known as werewolves.  So feared and horrible are these creatures of myth that we make motion pictures that portray them as ruggedly handsome vampire killing heroes – just so the teenage girls of society can sleep at night.

But now, NASA has a plan to eradicate all werewolf infestations everywhere by attacking them at their weakest point and the source of their mutation, the moon. On Friday, October 9, 2009 NASA rammed an unmanned spacecraft and its sensing satellite into the lunar surface at 6,000 miles per hour.  This was simply a training exercise for launching a full scale nuclear assault on our planet’s night light.

Join the cause, send your support to NASA and help us rid the earth of the werewolf once and for all.  The moon must be destroyed, only then can we find peace, security and be forever rid of the Twilight Saga.

This has been a Stewart Adams Project Public Service Announcement. To learn more information on NASA’s attempt to blow up the moon, visit the internet.

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13 Responses to “PSA: The Moon”

  1. Bethany Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    I’ll join the cause on the condition that NASA comes up with another night light system that still effects the ocean tide and seasons. Otherwise, I’m cool with it.

  2. Zachary Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    yes! death to the moon and everything it affects!

  3. Rachael Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:20 am

    …wait….don’t we need it for like…the tide and stuff?? I’m with Befany.

  4. Blake Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Who’s going to fight the vampires once the werewolves are gone? Not that I’m sympathetic or anything…

  5. Blake Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Aren’t teenage girls afraid of the dark too? Taking away their night-light seems terribly cruel.

  6. Blake Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Then again, teenage girls aren’t scared of vampires…they marry them…sort of.

  7. Blake Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    And besides, I thought they were trying to kill aliens that invaded our secret-lunar-glass-dome-city?

  8. Bethany Says:
    October 15th, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Way to blow that secret, Blake. Now there will be mass panic over the alien moon invasion we were trying to subdue quietly.

  9. Stewart Says:
    October 15th, 2009 at 8:50 am

    We’re killing two birds with one stone…or more like killing two species of science fictional creatures with one giant mushroom cloud – in space.

  10. Murphy Says:
    October 20th, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Bahaha, i like the pic!

  11. Max Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    It would be a lot more cost effective to just dig out the giant energy beam weapon covered by the great pyramid and realign it to target the moon. It’s a Prime opportunity to avoid government waste.

  12. Zachary Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    sorry max but don’t you know our president?? spending money is like his thing

  13. Zachary Says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    will the outcome of this make the moon look like it did in the movie “the time machine”

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