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April 29, 2009

Opposites

Posted at 8:35 am

They say that opposites attract…so invariably we should see patterns following this social epistemology on a regular day to day basis: Super hot beautiful young women with acres of wealth should always be attracted to ugly homeless old and busted beggar guys. Car crash statistics should show that most automobile accidents occur between 2008 Ferrari 360s and 1972 El Caminos. Dogs and Cats should be the best of friends. Apple and Microsoft should do commercials for each other. North Carolina and Duke should refuse to play each other and just let the game go on forever. Yet, none of these things ever seem to happen…why is this?  I’ll tell you why, because these things are socially unacceptable.

Gorgeous rich women don’t follow their inmost desire to be with a bum on the street because society tells them that it is not cool despite what their feelings are.  Society has also set up traffic laws that would prevent opposing vehicles from being attracted to each other on the highway.  Dogs and cats are supposed to fight like dogs and cats because our culture has defined it as such.  Apple and Microsoft have to hate each other or they will be suspected of conspiring and stealing money from the government.  North Carolina and Duke’s campuses are way too close to each other and society states that to mean that they have nothing in common and must hate one another.  As you can see, society is an evil that changes what is good and natural into something not good and natural.  The fact is that opposites do attract but social opinion does everything within its power to reject and redefine this truth.  Look at the marriage issue in this country…nature, physiological common sense and absolute moral truth state that opposites attract…yet society wishes to change what is natural to what is backward.

So what is the answer dear friend?  I’ll tell you…we must destroy society.  Societal homicide is the only way to truly allow free market attraction of opposites in this culture of ours.  Of course…that would put us in a position of opposition to society…to be consistent with our own philosophy we would have to let ourselves become attracted to society…resulting in the complete failure of our original plan to murder-death-kill it.  Dang, never mind.

Stewart

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4 Responses to “Opposites”

  1. Bethany Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 8:53 am

    So much for that plan…

    Perhaps if opposites attract, we could try and build up society and in so doing accomplish our goal of consistency. Y’know, the whole know your enemy enough to love them before you can defeat them kinda thing. That doesn’t sound very consistent either – loving so you can destry…but hey, that’s an opposite, right? I think we’re on to something here….or not.

  2. Miles Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Well nothing good and right hapens quick and easy ( most of the time ) in this sosiety today. But it never means that good will not prevail. We just need to start with baby steps and walk towards the good that can be changed from this strange sosiety.

  3. Zachary Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    i guess this obsession for opposites came around when you met bethany right? everything is opposite between you and her. i will give three examples
    1. you are a guy she is a girl
    2. you like to eat meals while Bethany likes to cook them
    3. you came from a loud boisterous family and Bethany came from a calm quite one.
    in the end i hope to show you that she perfects every other aspect of you as she is a polar opposite. exempting the fact that your both white and she is not black. that is the only thing you have in common

    editors note (i do not mean to make you or Bethany feel bad)

  4. Bethany Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Hahaha….he does have some good points, here.

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