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October 1, 2008

Body Temperature

Posted at 8:22 pm

At the moment I am sitting at home with an abnormal body temperature and an over active sneezing mechanism. Isn’t it interesting that when you get sick, your body instinctively heats up in a natural effort to kill the infection yet, every time someone comes down with a fever the first item of business is to lower the patient’s temp? I contend that we should start putting sick humans in stand-up ovens to speed the disease killing process the way nature intended. Of course the ovens would have to be tightly regulated to prevent to over-cooking of such patients and plenty of gatorade would have to be on hand to prevent dehydration. I know this idea will have its critics, but when you really think about it this procedure is no different than chemotherapy - only this won’t make your hair fall out, so it’s better. I expect that in the future every home in America will have their own personal human-cooker, colds will be a thing of the past and Kleenex would go out of business- just another way in which our world will have become increasingly paperless.

Stewart

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3 Responses to “Body Temperature”

  1. Bethany Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    “Human Oven” and “Human Cooker” sounds so…harsh. In order to market this invention better and faster, I propose a much more humane name: “The Thermal Remedy Room.”

  2. Melanie Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Yah - Doctor Denmark has been saying that for years - she actually has you warm a feverish child rather than chill them - it makes the fever break. I think you may be onto something here, Stew-baby! (love, Mom)

  3. Blake Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Kleenex kills trees.

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