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September 10, 2008

PSA: Atom Smashing

Posted at 4:07 pm

Have you or a loved one ever been adversely effected by the reckless smashing of a sub-atomic particle? If you’re not one of the 66 Billion people throughout history who has loved and lost an innocent family proton, you may be joining that statistic very soon.

“Today the first proton beam was successfully steered around the Large Hadron Collider accelerator ring at CERN in Geneva,Switzerland. Eventually two beams will be fired at the same time in opposite directions with the aim of recreating conditions a split second after the big bang, which scientists theorize was the massive explosion that created the universe.”

Personally, I see no profit in blowing up the earth…it is very bad for business. But what can you do? For one thing, you can sit down with your kids and have a serious talk about the evils of atom smashing…they are the future, and only they can prevent the pointless killing of atoms for future generations to enjoy.

Also, don’t take atoms for granted, they may only be with us for a short time. As atom populations become smaller and smaller…all we will be left with are our memories of these functional little pieces of matter and energy. Next time you’re tempted to smash an atom while it’s moving the speed of light, think twice.

This has been a Stewart Adams Project Public Service Announcement. To learn more about Atoms and Atom Smashing, visit the internet.

Stewart

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4 Responses to “PSA: Atom Smashing”

  1. Brady Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    So thats what the internet looks like!

  2. jimi Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Hey, um Stewart, yea man….

    there would be more atoms running around if you would get on the ball (or was that adams, or addames, or whatever).

    couple other things, the experiment is trying to create matter. Its like when you ride your bike really fast and bradley rides his bike really fast and then you two run into each other. You both hit so hard that your bikes are fused together and now the mass of the single metal object that was one of your bikes is heavier. it all runs back to that E=mc2.

    It would be great if they blow the earth up, but alas they don’t have enough juice. If they did then I wouldn’t have to take any tests.

  3. Blake Atoms Says:
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    So, two atoms hit each-other and made the big bang? Where did THEY come from?

  4. jimi Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 8:01 am

    well you see Blake, when two grown up atoms meet and fall in love……

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